Toilet Trouble

I ate way too much pizza at work today and ended up bombing the toilet for a good ten minutes. Then I hella sprayed the bathroom with some cheap looking air freshner which made the place smell even worse. Oh man, oh man.

On a better smelling side note, I am very happy to have seven followers. Yes yes, very happy. Thank you, yes.

The Ripstik Dance

Darren Hirose demonstrates the world famous Ripstik Dance.

Location: Friend's Room

I sat down on the couch. My friend moved toward the wall, and I glanced at the table adjacent to my seating place. I moved my foot northward and allowed it to stay there for a short time. After a minute or so, I resumed my original position. A friend offered his hand and I offered my hand and we shook our hands. I then decided to end the shake by resting my hand onto the couch. Another friend made a humorous joke and I allowed myself a hearty laugh. My lips parted slightly as short, abrupt breaths spilled outward.

This may sound "girly" but..

Local Police Blotter

From: http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10748733?source=rss

North Harrison Avenue, 1:25 a.m. Thursday A 18-year-old who was multi-tasking -- urinating in a parking lot while talking on his cell phone -- was cited.

TWO HOLIDAYS + Interracial Lovin'

Today I had no class because my Jewish teacher is observing the Jewish holiday Yom Kippur. I am really happy that today is Yom Kippur. I wish all my teachers were Jews because there are so many Jewish holidays and I would never have to go to class.

In addition, yesterday was Darren's Birthday. It was cool hanging out with everybody at the same time simultaneously. I also noticed how multi-cultural our group of ten was, and it's amazing. We had Chinese, Vietnamese, Filipino, White, Mexican, Japanese and Pakistani people there. Yup thats right. Now all we need is an African dude. Well thats all, Happy Birthday Salad Parfait. Let's start up the karaoke

Monday Nite Chillin + Bullets

Okay, I know what you must be thinking. Bullets? But don't worry, I'm not talking about those kinds of bullets. I'm gonna try something new for this post. Instead of writing a normal paragraph form entry, I'm going to use bullets. These are the nonviolent kind of bullets.

• Today in my Humanities class we talked about racial stereotypes
• My teacher asked me to list some stereotypes, but I refused and said I didn't want to offend anyone. Either I looked really lazy or really kind.
  
• Finished my second story for Creative Writing
• Feel all right about the piece. It has enough substance to keep the reader's interest
  
• Made 35 copies of the story for my class fellows
  
• Later at night, I chilled at Dan's
  
• Played NHL '94 with my homie Jesus
• Its a fourteen year old game for Sega Genesis
• Its nearly impossible to score a damn goal in the game
  
• They have the San Jose Sharks in there, so thats cool
• This is my second blog entry in a row that mentions hockey. Oh man
• We went to eat dinner at Yack in the Box
• I ate some mozzarella sticks that were just fabulous. Marvelous, really.
  
• We were there for hella long, and the workers forgot we were still there and locked us in
• Rolled around in the Orchard Supply shopping carts and removed them from store property, which is a federal crime
• Dropped off Jesus at Magic Sands. Every time I go there I feel like a kid again
• That concludes the night. I hope you enjoyed this bulleted format. I will never use it again