- Yesterday was Thanksgiving
- Today is Black Friday
- Tomorrow is Saturday
- And the day after that is Sunday
- Which precedes Monday
- And is followed by Tuesday
- Leading up to Wednesday
- Ending with Thursday
- And so on and so forth.
Critical Updates: 11/28
Guano Islands Act
The Guano Islands Act, passed by the US Congress in 1856, allows citizens the right to stake claim to any rock or island containing deposits of guano.
There are two rules:
1. The rock or island cannot be occupied by humans before the capture.
2. The rock or island cannot be under the jurisdiction of any other Government.
Once the rock or island is claimed, the possessor is free to name the territory whatever he or she pleases.
So what exactly is guano? Guano is poop from seagulls, bats and seals.
Kewl, huh?
There are two rules:
1. The rock or island cannot be occupied by humans before the capture.
2. The rock or island cannot be under the jurisdiction of any other Government.
Once the rock or island is claimed, the possessor is free to name the territory whatever he or she pleases.
So what exactly is guano? Guano is poop from seagulls, bats and seals.
Kewl, huh?
Toilet Trouble
I ate way too much pizza at work today and ended up bombing the toilet for a good ten minutes. Then I hella sprayed the bathroom with some cheap looking air freshner which made the place smell even worse. Oh man, oh man.
On a better smelling side note, I am very happy to have seven followers. Yes yes, very happy. Thank you, yes.
On a better smelling side note, I am very happy to have seven followers. Yes yes, very happy. Thank you, yes.
