since ive moved out i invented a really cool snack for myself. I take two slices of bread, pack on a crap load of peanut butter, and eat them with milk. This is always something i look forward to whenever i get the time to make em. But today i experienced the Dark Side of this snack. I was really hungry and so i thought to myself, hey maybe i should make a peanut butter snack. As I was taking out the bread and peanut butter my mouth was already beginning to drool. I made my fatal mistake when i decided to toast my bread. Now, usually when i eat my Peanut Butter Snack without toasting the bread i end up with hella peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth. That's why i eat it with milk. But for whatever reason today i felt like being more civilized and toasting the bread slices. The slices were hot as heck when i started spreading my peanut butter on them. As i took my first bite i was surprised at how liquidy the butter had become. Well, im no biologist but i have a feeling that the heat from the toasted bread had some kind of evil effect on my peanut butter. Before i knew it, my little sandwiches were bleeding peanut butters all over my pantalones. I ran to the bathroom in an attempt to rescue my clothing, but it was too late. So now my pant leg has a long brown streak on it that looks like i pooped on it. Well, i dont care because my pants smell tasty
Runnin'
Don't worry. I haven't ran away.
New posts will come soon, so just hold your horses.
Hopefully I'll get this blog poppin' like it was back in 2008.
