I realized that people change once you fart in front of them. They look at you differently and sometimes call you names, mean ones. Even your best friends can start hating you. I used to think that my friendships were strong. I used to think that nothing could tear apart my friendships with the people closest to me. But sometimes a simple fart can really show you who is a true friend and who is a faker. I don't want any friends that are gonna hate on me because I farted in front of them. That's not how a true friend is supposed to be. A true friend is supposed to stick with you through thick and thin, no matter how bad your farts smell.
How are you gonna claim you're my friend yet you wanna keep a 10-foot radius from me? You already know I drank like half a gallon of milk this morning. It's natural, anyway.
How are you gonna claim you're my friend yet you wanna keep a 10-foot radius from me? You already know I drank like half a gallon of milk this morning. It's natural, anyway.
