2 FOR 1 DEAL

Okay, since I haven't blogulated in a while I am going to write about the past two days in one blog. Yesterday I finally installed my new really cool car stereo, thanks to Kim Long. Taking out my old deck was a pain in the pants, though. It took about an hour to pull that thing out. Since we were installing it at night, we went over to Jon's garage because he has really good lighting in there. So the four of us (Daniel, Kim Long, Jon and I) tried to pull out this ancient stereo. We used any kind of tool we could get our hands on. We even used a gardening tool that looks like this:

The dude that had originally put in my old deck must have wanted it to be extra safe because he made it nearly impossible to take out. We had to disassemble a bunch of compartments on my dashboard. After an hour of huffin' and puffin', grabbin' and stabbin', swearin' and tearin', we finally pulled out the old stereo, only to find that the wiring didn't match up with my new deck. After a quick trip to Walmart for supplies, Daniel stripped off about 25 wires and Jon color coded them together (since I'm color blind) and we finally got the deck to work. It's really cool bruh. YEAH

Tonight I went to the Sharks game with my sister. It was really exciting because I've never been to a hockey game. The seats were great and I was surrounded by a vast sea of drunk white guys. If you've never been to a hockey game I really recommend going to one. It's a cool experience and the game itself is very fast paced. The Sharks and the Phoenix Coyotes were at a 3 and 3 tie by the end of the game, so they were forced into overtime. The Sharks made the winning goal and the entire arena went crazy. White people rule

STICKY NOTES

Crazy!

BIKES, SAFEWAY, AND NAKED

Yesterday was a bliggidy blast. After finishing my class at school I went to Magic Sands. Well, I'll explain what Magic Sands is for my readers who don't know. Magic Sands is the hottest and most magical hang out in San Jose. It's basically where a kid can be a kid, and there are many attractions for tourists there. Daniel and I were there for about an hour but the fun and excitement became too overwhelming so we just had to leave. Whew! You had to be there to understand. Magic Sands Rocks! For those of you who are interested in visiting Magic Sands, the address is 165 Blossom Hill Rd, San Jose, CA.

Recovering from all the fun and amusement at Magic Sands, I met up with Darren to accompany him on some errands. We cruised on over to Cupertino, California. WOW! We hit up a gnarly bike shop, and Darren scooped up a helmet. After that we went to UC De Anza, the nation's leader in Asian Studies. We just had a blast there too, yeah bro. The lady working at the registration office (I won't mention her ethnicity for privacy reasons) had a horrible accent and we could not understand one word she was saying. I was totally confused, but even more so, I was upset that Darren couldn't understand her (since they both share the same ethnicity, but I won't reveal what ethnicity I'm talking about). This little episode led us to an argument/mass debate on which was better: slavery or the Holocaust. But yeah, time flied pretty fast because we were just having tuns of fun! Something else noteworthy was a middle aged man I spotted on the sidewalk in my neighborhood. He wore his jeans pulled up high. I mean, way above his belly button. That guy was just scum.

As part of our intense night time bi-cycling regimen, Darren and I rode around the neighborhood, meeting up with good friends such as Milad aka "Mr. Armani". After catching up with Milad aka "Mr. Armani", we felt the need to eat some high protein foods. I chose the raisin bagel bread, while Darren opted for the ultimate protein drink...ODWALLA Naked Super Protein Food Drink. Packed with 5 apples, 2⅓ bananas, 1½ oranges, and a hint of pineapple, ODWALLA Naked is more than a mouthful. I became a bit concerned when I found out that this monstrous drink contained 64 grams of protein. Now, I don't know a lot about nutrition, but I'm pretty sure that 64 grams is too much. And also keep in mind that Darren drank the whole bottle in about 12 seconds. That's like drinking one apple every 2.4 seconds.

We encountered a serious problem at Safeway: the aisle floors were literally littered with mountains of flour. We kept slipping and sliding over the strange white substance. After getting used to the feeling, we began holding dance competitions on the slippery surface. We did have video footage of the dancing but I don't have a way of plugging my cell phone to my computer. I can't believe we didn't get kicked out or anything. Watch out though, Safeway isn't so safe after all. After clearing up some confusion on whether Darren's mom wanted "tomatoes" or "potatoes" from the grocery store, we ended the night sharing succulent Japanese sweets with some friends. Well that pretty much concludes the crazy fun filled evening. Cya laterz alligatorz. I might add some stuff to this post if I remember something I missed.

NON STOP

Well that's the last time I'm eating a high fiber cereal for breakfast.

L & S

Living lazy lately loses large listeners. So, suspect sizzling semiweekly statements soon. Later suckers!

How Can You Slap!

Indian reality show gone wrong.

GRAFFITI SNAILS

Just when you think you've seen graffiti on every paintable surface (walls, trains, stop signs, bathroom stalls, etc), a London-based street artist has come up with a genius new idea--vandalizing snail shells. Under the pseudoynm Slinkachu, he has made his mark on the city's small slithering gastropods. Whether or not you agree with his methods, you have to admire the man's originality. His artwork is really going places. Pun intended.




See more of Slinkachu's snail art at innercitysnail.blogspot.com
Also, make sure to check out his "Little People" project here: little-people.blogspot.com

- NASSER KHAN